Doctor shot at Johns Hopkins, alleged shooter caught

[xotoxi]

Shooter in custody at Johns Hopkins Hospital – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

Before we comment on this, we first need to know if this was a regular doctor, or a doctor doing abortions.

And we need to find out if the shooter was a regular crazy guy or a muslim.

Imagine the confusion amongst right wingers if the doctor was an abortionist and the shooter was a muslim!

 

[Jeremy]

Probably a proctologist shot by a member of the Westboro Baptist church.

 

[xotoxi]

Probably a proctologist shot by a member of the Westboro Baptist church.

Why would they do that?

The only kind of doctor qualified to care for members of the Westboro Baptist Church is a proctologist...because they specialize in assholes.

 

[Jeremy]

Probably a proctologist shot by a member of the Westboro Baptist church.

Why would they do that?

The only kind of doctor qualified to care for members of the Westboro Baptist Church is a proctologist...because they specialize in assholes.

You're right! Nevermind....

 

[strollingbones]

Johns Hopkins Hospital: Gunman Dead After Shooting Dr. David Cohen, Say Baltimore Police - ABC News

black dude....2 dead....doctor is gonna live....says the shooter killed patient then himself

 

[xotoxi]

Johns Hopkins Hospital: Gunman Dead After Shooting Dr. David Cohen, Say Baltimore Police - ABC News

black dude....2 dead....doctor is gonna live....says the shooter killed patient then himself

Doctor is going to live???



GO DOCTORS!!!

 

[uscitizen]

Probably a proctologist shot by a member of the Westboro Baptist church.

Why would they do that?

The only kind of doctor qualified to care for members of the Westboro Baptist Church is a proctologist...because they specialize in assholes.

Damn 2 legged hemmoroids.

 

[uscitizen]

Obamacare must be to blame!

 

[Dr.House]

Obamacare must be to blame!

I guess some people can politicize any event....

 

[USArmyRetired]

The shooter was black.

 

[saveliberty]

He shot and killed his mother after shooting the doctor for presumably not saving her. Logic thy name is absent.

 

[WillowTree]

He shot and killed his mother after shooting the doctor for presumably not saving her. Logic thy name is absent.

 

[saveliberty]

The shooter makes no sense.

 

[Ringel05]

The shooter makes no sense.

That would be the definition of head case.

 

[saveliberty]

The shooter makes no sense.

That would be the definition of head case.

Might want to drink some more coffee and wake up before you go making a statement like that.

 

[Ringel05]

The shooter makes no sense.

That would be the definition of head case.

Might want to drink some more coffee and wake up before you go making a statement like that.

Me? Don't worry about me, I'm not in denial, I embrace it......

 

[Valerie]

I read he was "caught" dead on the floor after shooting the doctor twice when he heard the news that his mother was paralyzed. Then he shot his mother and himself dead. They say the doctor was seriously injured but expected to survive.

 

[saveliberty]

That would be the definition of head case.

Might want to drink some more coffee and wake up before you go making a statement like that.

Me? Don't worry about me, I'm not in denial, I embrace it......

One of your many redeeming qualities.

 

[saveliberty]

I read he was "caught" dead on the floor after shooting the doctor twice when he heard the news that his mother was paralyzed. Then he shot his mother and himself dead. They say the doctor was seriously injured but expected to survive.

I'm sure John Hopkins Hospital doesn't want it said that people get caught dead in their hospital.