DOCTORS NOTES ON PATIENTS' CHARTS: (ACTUAL NOTES UNEDITED!) - Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. - On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely. - She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. - The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993. - The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. - Discharge status: Alive but without permission. - Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. - The patient refused an autopsy. - The patient has no past history of suicides. - Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. - Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. - Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. - She is numb from her toes down. - While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - The skin was moist and dry. - Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches. - Patient was alert and unresponsive. - I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy. - Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. - Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. - The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. - The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. - Skin: Somewhat pale but present. - The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor. - Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. X, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. - Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. - Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. - Patient appears responsive, but unable to communicate with me. - Bladder is under control, but cannot stop urine from seeping. - Heart problem is fixed. Patient died at 10:07 this morning. - Complains of chest pain occasionally. Otherwise just a pain. - Patient is always telling me about her pains and problems. This remains a significant pain to me. - The blood workup showed no antibodies present. Need the rest of the blood to be sure, however. - If it weren't for the fact that the patient is dead, I would say he was in perfect health. - Testicles are missing on this woman.