Doctor Dave

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    Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and had

    felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried

    to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of

    betrayal was overwhelming.

    But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice

    within himself, trying to reassure him: "Dave, don't

    worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep

    with one of their patients and you won't be the last.

    And you're single. Let it go...... "

    But invariably the other voice inside his head would

    bring him back to reality:

    "Dave, you're a veterinarian."
     
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    ew... :(


    lol
     
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    That's kinda...well...twisted. :cof:
     
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    Must be a pet owner....j/k
     
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    Moi? Two pets.

    Who will never have a vetrinarian named Dave, now.
     
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    :eek2: mommy???
     
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    Here kitty, kitty

    LMAO!

    Thanks, Dave
     
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    More like "ewe"...
     
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    Hmm - wonder how one of those woolies would look in stockings, garters & heels?

    :cow:

    Okay, I know that's crude, juvenile, gross, etc etc.

    But sometimes I just have to say it.

    :mm:
     
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    Do we *have* a contest for most disgusting post??? :D
     

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