What do retired folks do?

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    Working people frequently ask retired folks what they do to make their
    days interesting...

    I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about five
    minutes.

    When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior
    a
    break?"

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

    I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another
    ticket
    for having worn tires.

    So I called him a worse name.

    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
    first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more
    tickets he wrote.

    I didn't care.

    My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Kerry and
    Edward bumper sticker on it.

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

    It's important at our age.
     

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