Do I lose my man-card if.....

FUCK NO, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Baking and cooking is ESSENTIAL in life!

And no better thing to bake than one of the key ingredients in a sammich.
 
that's the whole key, the Apron. It's OK to wear if you are at the grill and it says something stupid on it. Grill Master etc.... But if you are in the kitchen with an apron your male card will self destruct.
 
FUCK NO, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Baking and cooking is ESSENTIAL in life!

And no better thing to bake than one of the key ingredients in a sammich.

But I don't use the bread for sammiches.

I just eat it slathered in butter and toasted.
 
Oh, hell no.....Many manly men are chefs.

Now, let's get to that Freudian thing about "Law and Order" re-runs...

That's my wife.

Why do you think I'm on here every night.

I'm going to hear that fucking "dong-DONG!!" in my dreams...
 

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