Rosy
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service sit in the back and drive my own limo. Anyone who told me no would walk
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Do any Presidents drive ever?
Sometimes that has unintended consequences.service sit in the back and drive my own limo. Anyone who told me no would walk
Sometimes that has unintended consequences.service sit in the back and drive my own limo. Anyone who told me no would walk
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
But the pope persists, ''Please?''
The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''
So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.
The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
Chief: ''What sort of problem?''
Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''
Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''
Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
Chief: ''Important like the governor?''
Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''
Chief: ''Like the president?''
Cop: ''More.''
Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''
Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
he'd do live demonstrations where he emulates a Hoover vacuum cleaner.Sometimes that has unintended consequences.service sit in the back and drive my own limo. Anyone who told me no would walk
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''
But the pope persists, ''Please?''
The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''
So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.
The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
Chief: ''What sort of problem?''
Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''
Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''
Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''
Chief: ''Important like the governor?''
Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''
Chief: ''Like the president?''
Cop: ''More.''
Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''
Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''
Some people like being driven, but for me there would be no sense being rich and famous without a car to drive. Think of the chicks you could pick up, and Obama could drive to the gay section of town and be real popular
service sit in the back and drive my own limo. Anyone who told me no would walk
What is the point of being President if you can't spinoutPresidents are forbidden to drive.
I'm not sure if I could have negotiated that course at that speed going forward...
And the final stop was impressive.
I'm not sure if I could have negotiated that course at that speed going forward...
And the final stop was impressive.
What is the number of presidents killed or injured in a presidential limo that wasn't a convertible like the retard drunk presidentsThe requirements to drive a presidents limo are strict and demand perfection. I'm gonna guess it's why we don't see presidents driving themselves around, Rosy.
What is the number of presidents killed or injured in a presidential limo that wasn't a convertible like the retard drunk presidentsThe requirements to drive a presidents limo are strict and demand perfection. I'm gonna guess it's why we don't see presidents driving themselves around, Rosy.
ZERO...…………………...
bill Clinton said the white house was the crown jewel of the federal penitentiary system
I think discouraged is the word. Mr and Mrs can pretty much do what they want. Like when Reagan got shot Nancy got out of the car to walk to the hospital when they hit traffic.Presidents are forbidden to drive.
You mean like the trained driver that JFK had?What is the number of presidents killed or injured in a presidential limo that wasn't a convertible like the retard drunk presidentsThe requirements to drive a presidents limo are strict and demand perfection. I'm gonna guess it's why we don't see presidents driving themselves around, Rosy.
ZERO...…………………...
Exactly! Because they all have had professional, Secret Service-trained drivers. Thank you for grasping the point.