Did the Creepy Ones steal my tree clippers (one of a few odd thefts)? East German "Zersetzung" is my guess...

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We live in a fairly quiet neighbourhood. I am aware of how the Creepy Ones work in Canada, so I expect people in the neighbourhood who are members or relatives of the police apparatus to play "Neightbourhood Watch". All types of weird activities have occurred against us over the years we have owned our home, peculiar interactions etc.

Approx. a month ago I clipped some growing shrubbage in our backyard. Was in the heat for about 40 minutes. I placed the clippers back in the same place I found them in our backyard, the same place they have been for years. I'm a creature of habit when it comes to storage.

A week later I went to grab them for some front yard work and lo and behold they are gone. They didn't take any other items from that area, just those fairly inexpensive clippers. They needed to enter my backyard and be aware of where I store them to get them.

A few years ago someone entered my backyard and stole my mountain bike. In the same summer not long after, our pump for our pool magically went on the blitz. An expensive replacement since I have been denied the Pursuit of Happiness and contribution to my own retirement and our economy.

Now, the East Germans have a term for this type of harrassment against citizens, they called it Zersetzung. Basically psych ops against their targets. What makes it worse for me, is the length of time these dirty animals have interfered in my life, and also some comments made by some of the undercovers over the years. Designed to strike terror at the premise (such as, someone suggesting "if they REALLY wanted to get you, they would just steal your DNA and plant it at a crime scene").

Now, who in the hell says that to someone else, let alone thinks of such a premise? Someone passively threatening another and expressing the ruthless power they wield. This on top of threats made to me in public, though they know by now that threats of violence don't strike fear into me.

I had planned on getting a video camera and I had to put it off when covid hit as I want to buy in person not just order it online. Whatever cowards they send to harrass us, I want others to know.
 
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We live in a fairly quiet neighbourhood. I am aware of how the Creepy Ones work in Canada, so I expect people in the neighbourhood who are members or relatives of the police apparatus to play "Neightbourhood Watch". All types of weird activities have occurred against us over the years we have owned our home, peculiar interactions etc.

Approx. a month ago I clipped some growing shrubbage in our backyard. Was in the heat for about 40 minutes. I placed the clippers back in the same place I found them in our backyard, the same place they have been for years. I'm a creature of habit when it comes to storage.

A week later I went to grab them for some front yard work and lo and behold they are gone. They didn't take any other items from that area, just those fairly inexpensive clippers. They needed to enter my backyard and be aware of where I store them to get them.

A few years ago someone entered my backyard and stole my mountain bike. In the same summer not long after, our pump for our pool magically went on the blitz. An expensive replacement since I have been denied the Pursuit of Happiness and contribution to my own retirement and our economy.

Now, the East Germans have a term for this type of harrassment against citizens, they called it Zersetzung. Basically psych ops against their targets. What makes it worse for me, is the length of time these dirty animals have interfered in my life, and also some comments made by some of the undercovers over the years. Designed to strike terror at the premise (such as, someone suggesting "if they REALLY wanted to get you, they would just steal your DNA and plant it at a crime scene").

Now, who in the hell says that to someone else, let alone thinks of such a premise? Someone passively threatening another and expressing the ruthless power they wield. This on top of threats made to me in public, though they know by now that threats of violence don't strike fear into me.

I had planned on getting a video camera and I had to put it off when covid hit as I want to buy in person not just order it online. Whatever cowards they send to harrass us, I want others to know.

What you're describing sounds like Gang Stalking light.
 
What you're describing sounds like Gang Stalking light.

That is a term used by Americans for similar activities. In fact, I came to this conclusion some time ago so I would purposely keep them busy. I'd go to the casino, play poker, hang around overnight and just have them hang around with me. If I am forced to rot in this shytehole country, I will ensure they are rotting with me.

My belief is that this is more closely related to the cowardly tactics of the East German Stasi because the objective by the police is to destroy your career and life. To make you go insane because you don't know why people won't hire you, why your luck is so consistently bad or bad events occur, such as thefts, activities against you, threats, psychological and otherwise, random confrontations etc.

Ultimately, these lowlifes want to justify their massive budgets by keeping undercovers following you around "just in case he goes postal". Which is what they desire, presume, expect and look forward to you doing since they have ruined your life. They can the say, "see, we TOLD you he was a bad guy!" Knowing full well these anti-democratic dirtbags are the ones that drive citizens to the brink.

I've put out feelers to understand this. As an example, when pullig an all-nighter at the casino years ago, I would speak at the poker table "isn't it great that we can all sit around here for 12 hours and play cards?!" I would get those looks of "F you". The Creepy Ones who were there and who I had identified know what I am saying to them and they resent me for knowing what I know.

I had a couple of them ask me when walking around "wow, you are here alot, isn't your wife unhappy when you are gone so long"? Ask yourself, who in the hell asks such a question? Would you care that some idiot was hanging out at the casino? I responded the same, "well, you only know I am here so often because you (and her probably fake husband) are here as well" They are unhappy to be there. So was I, but, it's the best place to hang around and keep them unhappy with me.

They follow me at the grocery store, they will park their cars sometimes when I am cutting my lawn or shovelling my snow. Just randomly sit there, arrogantly obvious. Recently they have parked a short distance away and sit there, I will wave to them and they remain parked, sitting in their car.

If you were me and dealing with these genetic failures, what approach would you take? Other than being a pain going for long walks, doing a full 4x 90 degree right hand turn lap around a busy block and watching them follow me in my rear view mirror (that look I shared with the passenger as they realized they followed me in a full circle to the same starting parking lot was classic), I have sort of run out of ideas.

My wife has witnessed plenty of it as well and I just want to think of some approaches to make their lives as uneventful as mine, even as they are paid to be enemies of liberty.

Thoughts and advice? Other than "this guy might be crazy" (I assure you I am not).
 
That is a term used by Americans for similar activities. In fact, I came to this conclusion some time ago so I would purposely keep them busy. I'd go to the casino, play poker, hang around overnight and just have them hang around with me. If I am forced to rot in this shytehole country, I will ensure they are rotting with me.

My belief is that this is more closely related to the cowardly tactics of the East German Stasi because the objective by the police is to destroy your career and life. To make you go insane because you don't know why people won't hire you, why your luck is so consistently bad or bad events occur, such as thefts, activities against you, threats, psychological and otherwise, random confrontations etc.

Ultimately, these lowlifes want to justify their massive budgets by keeping undercovers following you around "just in case he goes postal". Which is what they desire, presume, expect and look forward to you doing since they have ruined your life. They can the say, "see, we TOLD you he was a bad guy!" Knowing full well these anti-democratic dirtbags are the ones that drive citizens to the brink.

I've put out feelers to understand this. As an example, when pullig an all-nighter at the casino years ago, I would speak at the poker table "isn't it great that we can all sit around here for 12 hours and play cards?!" I would get those looks of "F you". The Creepy Ones who were there and who I had identified know what I am saying to them and they resent me for knowing what I know.

I had a couple of them ask me when walking around "wow, you are here alot, isn't your wife unhappy when you are gone so long"? Ask yourself, who in the hell asks such a question? Would you care that some idiot was hanging out at the casino? I responded the same, "well, you only know I am here so often because you (and her probably fake husband) are here as well" They are unhappy to be there. So was I, but, it's the best place to hang around and keep them unhappy with me.

They follow me at the grocery store, they will park their cars sometimes when I am cutting my lawn or shovelling my snow. Just randomly sit there, arrogantly obvious. Recently they have parked a short distance away and sit there, I will wave to them and they remain parked, sitting in their car.

If you were me and dealing with these genetic failures, what approach would you take? Other than being a pain going for long walks, doing a full 4x 90 degree right hand turn lap around a busy block and watching them follow me in my rear view mirror (that look I shared with the passenger as they realized they followed me in a full circle to the same starting parking lot was classic), I have sort of run out of ideas.

My wife has witnessed plenty of it as well and I just want to think of some approaches to make their lives as uneventful as mine, even as they are paid to be enemies of liberty.

Thoughts and advice? Other than "this guy might be crazy" (I assure you I am not).

Oh I know exactly how it works. You really cant trust anyone new in your life or even people you've known for years in some cases.
Here's a simple way to weed out the people who do this kind of shit....tell them to their face that they're stalkers and if they keep hanging around you'll know.
Would you hang around someone who called you a stalker? Of course not,you'd think they were nuts and you'd distance yourself.
They'll screw up any job you may get in hopes of making you go broke.
I'm lucky in that respect because they cant do that to me since I already have money.
 
We live in a fairly quiet neighbourhood. I am aware of how the Creepy Ones work in Canada, so I expect people in the neighbourhood who are members or relatives of the police apparatus to play "Neightbourhood Watch". All types of weird activities have occurred against us over the years we have owned our home, peculiar interactions etc.

Approx. a month ago I clipped some growing shrubbage in our backyard. Was in the heat for about 40 minutes. I placed the clippers back in the same place I found them in our backyard, the same place they have been for years. I'm a creature of habit when it comes to storage.

A week later I went to grab them for some front yard work and lo and behold they are gone. They didn't take any other items from that area, just those fairly inexpensive clippers. They needed to enter my backyard and be aware of where I store them to get them.

A few years ago someone entered my backyard and stole my mountain bike. In the same summer not long after, our pump for our pool magically went on the blitz. An expensive replacement since I have been denied the Pursuit of Happiness and contribution to my own retirement and our economy.

Now, the East Germans have a term for this type of harrassment against citizens, they called it Zersetzung. Basically psych ops against their targets. What makes it worse for me, is the length of time these dirty animals have interfered in my life, and also some comments made by some of the undercovers over the years. Designed to strike terror at the premise (such as, someone suggesting "if they REALLY wanted to get you, they would just steal your DNA and plant it at a crime scene").

Now, who in the hell says that to someone else, let alone thinks of such a premise? Someone passively threatening another and expressing the ruthless power they wield. This on top of threats made to me in public, though they know by now that threats of violence don't strike fear into me.

I had planned on getting a video camera and I had to put it off when covid hit as I want to buy in person not just order it online. Whatever cowards they send to harrass us, I want others to know.

Or... you could have just forgot where you left them.

Not everything is a conspiracy against you.
 
That is a term used by Americans for similar activities. In fact, I came to this conclusion some time ago so I would purposely keep them busy. I'd go to the casino, play poker, hang around overnight and just have them hang around with me. If I am forced to rot in this shytehole country, I will ensure they are rotting with me.

My belief is that this is more closely related to the cowardly tactics of the East German Stasi because the objective by the police is to destroy your career and life. To make you go insane because you don't know why people won't hire you, why your luck is so consistently bad or bad events occur, such as thefts, activities against you, threats, psychological and otherwise, random confrontations etc.

Ultimately, these lowlifes want to justify their massive budgets by keeping undercovers following you around "just in case he goes postal". Which is what they desire, presume, expect and look forward to you doing since they have ruined your life. They can the say, "see, we TOLD you he was a bad guy!" Knowing full well these anti-democratic dirtbags are the ones that drive citizens to the brink.

I've put out feelers to understand this. As an example, when pullig an all-nighter at the casino years ago, I would speak at the poker table "isn't it great that we can all sit around here for 12 hours and play cards?!" I would get those looks of "F you". The Creepy Ones who were there and who I had identified know what I am saying to them and they resent me for knowing what I know.

I had a couple of them ask me when walking around "wow, you are here alot, isn't your wife unhappy when you are gone so long"? Ask yourself, who in the hell asks such a question? Would you care that some idiot was hanging out at the casino? I responded the same, "well, you only know I am here so often because you (and her probably fake husband) are here as well" They are unhappy to be there. So was I, but, it's the best place to hang around and keep them unhappy with me.

They follow me at the grocery store, they will park their cars sometimes when I am cutting my lawn or shovelling my snow. Just randomly sit there, arrogantly obvious. Recently they have parked a short distance away and sit there, I will wave to them and they remain parked, sitting in their car.

If you were me and dealing with these genetic failures, what approach would you take? Other than being a pain going for long walks, doing a full 4x 90 degree right hand turn lap around a busy block and watching them follow me in my rear view mirror (that look I shared with the passenger as they realized they followed me in a full circle to the same starting parking lot was classic), I have sort of run out of ideas.

My wife has witnessed plenty of it as well and I just want to think of some approaches to make their lives as uneventful as mine, even as they are paid to be enemies of liberty.

Thoughts and advice? Other than "this guy might be crazy" (I assure you I am not).

I believe you because I've experienced it myself.
They'll also use noise to screw with you. In my case it's people driving by and honking their horns at all hours.
And as you know they use vandalism to screw with you.
The car parking shit is also common. I used to have a cop who'd park right in front of my house all the time. I walked up to his passenger door and knocked on the window,he about shit himself. I told him not to park in front of my house anymore and he floundered around like an imbecile to get out of there.
He hasn't been back since. While they want you to see them they dont want you to confront them. I also told him I had multiple pics of his car and plate number. Of course this brought on retaliation from other miscreants.
 
Oh I know exactly how it works. You really cant trust anyone new in your life or even people you've known for years in some cases.
Here's a simple way to weed out the people who do this kind of shit....tell them to their face that they're stalkers and if they keep hanging around you'll know.
Would you hang around someone who called you a stalker? Of course not,you'd think they were nuts and you'd distance yourself.
They'll screw up any job you may get in hopes of making you go broke.
I'm lucky in that respect because they cant do that to me since I already have money.

Yes, sound tactic. The problem is, I can't just do that to a stranger in the store. At the casino however, I've been far more direct in a passive aggressive manner. I get my point across, to the point where one guy asked me to go out with him on a smoke break (I don't smoke) and was essentially hinting at the general notion of what I knew.

It's been a vile approach for a hell of a long time and the evidece is insurmountable, especially when the U.S themselves essentially made me aware that I was detained for a short time at the border at Canadas request.
 
Or... you could have just forgot where you left them.

Not everything is a conspiracy against you.

Of course not everything is a conspiracy against me, surely you've read about the birth certificate issue in which they altered my name and wouldn't correct it for almost a year of trying (pre covid)!

I looked for it already in all the places I could possible put it. The problem with this is that I was on the deck telling my wife that I need a drink and showing her the blisters on my hands. My wife saw me place it where I always place it, we don't live in a big house and our backyard is open and impossible to misplace.

I looked everywhere and tried to believe they didn't F with me again. Too many coincidences in my life have confirmed many facts.
 
Of course not everything is a conspiracy against me, surely you've read about the birth certificate issue in which they altered my name and wouldn't correct it for almost a year of trying (pre covid)!

No, I must have missed that one. I'll wait till they make it into a movie.
 
Yes, sound tactic. The problem is, I can't just do that to a stranger in the store. At the casino however, I've been far more direct in a passive aggressive manner. I get my point across, to the point where one guy asked me to go out with him on a smoke break (I don't smoke) and was essentially hinting at the general notion of what I knew.

It's been a vile approach for a hell of a long time and the evidece is insurmountable, especially when the U.S themselves essentially made me aware that I was detained for a short time at the border at Canadas request.

Last time I went to Canada was to bring my mother to see her sister one more time.
My mothers sister had full on dementia and my mother was in the early stages. When we landed in canada I was the only one not to get my bags.
As I was about to get up and ask what the deal was one of the canadian officers walked up and asked me to go in a back room to "discuss" some matters of concern.
She actually said I was wanted in the US for spousal abuse. It was a completely false allegation and I told her so. She then asked me what my plans were while visiting canada.
I explained the reason for my trip. She then asked me if I planned on staying in canada.
I laughed in her face and told her she couldnt pay me enough money to live in canada and I was Texan so the thought of me wanting to live there was a joke.
 
Another random occurrence. Went out to our vestibule and to my surprise there was a bird, dead and beheaded, I even took a photo of it though it sickened me to do so.

This is comparable to the bag of dog excrement we found in the same location the night we returned from the hospital when my father-in-law passed.

I've read that in some cases a racoon will do this, but with what I've experienced it's difficult to be objective when these activities occur. Certainly the bag of dog sh__ wasn't thrown there by a raccoon.
 

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