Dick Tator's Mental Eval

Dick Tator

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I'm taking a mental eval next week. I wonder how fucked up I am! Antisocial, passive aggressive, paranoia, narcissism, megalomania, grandiosity, and perhaps even a twist of Aspergers.... and that's MY perception. I'm sure a professional will see me for the truly fucked up individual that I am.
 
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Have some fun with it! Go off your meds now so they are out of your system before you take the test.
 
Have some fun with it! Go off your meds now so they are out of your system before you take the test.

The worst part is, Boe, the eval is in Socialist Vermont. I am a Libertarian and an Iraq War Veteran from Tennessee. I can see that being an issue when taking this eval. People tend to think that their political and philosophical opposites are insane. We're so different, them and I, from the way I present myself to the words I use. Their preconceived notions about Southerners, Conservatives, and Veterans in general concerns me.
 
Have some fun with it! Go off your meds now so they are out of your system before you take the test.

The worst part is, Boe, the eval is in Socialist Vermont. I am a Libertarian and an Iraq War Veteran from Tennessee. I can see that being an issue when taking this eval. People tend to think that their political and philosophical opposites are insane. We're so different, them and I, from the way I present myself to the words I use. Their preconceived notions about Southerners, Conservatives, and Veterans in general concerns me.

Perhaps I should tell them that Obama is destroying America because he's a secret Kenyan Muslim. That should get the communists up there going... :cool:
 
Have some fun with it! Go off your meds now so they are out of your system before you take the test.

The worst part is, Boe, the eval is in Socialist Vermont. I am a Libertarian and an Iraq War Veteran from Tennessee. I can see that being an issue when taking this eval. People tend to think that their political and philosophical opposites are insane. We're so different, them and I, from the way I present myself to the words I use. Their preconceived notions about Southerners, Conservatives, and Veterans in general concerns me.

Um......Libertarian Veteran from Tennessee not withstanding

......you sure that the fact that you're A Freakin' Nutcase has nothing to do with your "concerns?"
 
I think you should wear a sleeveless t-shirt with mirror style trucker shades,tight blue jeans with the yer old combat boots. Then you should pull in the parking lot and back into a parking space with the windows rolled down(20 deg), seat all tweaked back, blasting Pink Floyd.
 
......you sure that the fact that you're A Freakin' Nutcase has nothing to do with your "concerns?"

I'm like a Samson Jr. and you know it. :p

I think you should wear a sleeveless t-shirt with mirror style trucker shades,tight blue jeans with the yer old combat boots. Then you should pull in the parking lot and back into a parking space with the windows rolled down(20 deg), seat all tweaked back, blasting Pink Floyd.

I think you forgot that I should have a very visibly pregnant woman with me, her wearing daisy dukes and her button up flannel tied up over her belly, letting it hang out in all it's stretch marked glory. Her spitting chewing tobacco and me having a mullet would really complete the picture.
 
......you sure that the fact that you're A Freakin' Nutcase has nothing to do with your "concerns?"

I'm like a Samson Jr. and you know it. :p

I think you should wear a sleeveless t-shirt with mirror style trucker shades,tight blue jeans with the yer old combat boots. Then you should pull in the parking lot and back into a parking space with the windows rolled down(20 deg), seat all tweaked back, blasting Pink Floyd.

I think you forgot that I should have a very visibly pregnant woman with me, her wearing daisy dukes and her button up flannel tied up over her belly, letting it hang out in all it's stretch marked glory. Her spitting chewing tobacco and me having a mullet would really complete the picture.

Have a Tenn Titans flag on the passenger window and a Rebel flag on the other, flappin in the wind. Lol!
 
poor confused Dick-mental illness is nothing to be proud of-take your meds little buddy and strive to be normal like me
 
poor confused Dick-mental illness is nothing to be proud of-
Perhaps I'm not the one who is mentally ill. Perhaps everyone else is. Is it normal to be a sane person in a world full of the insane? Sometimes I feel like Alice, and you my friend are Tweedledum.
 
Posting a few Octo-Erotic pics would help your case.

:eusa_whistle:

Sorry, I'm not out of the comic book phase, paw! This is the best I can do.

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I'm taking a mental eval next week. I wonder how fucked up I am! Antisocial, passive aggressive, paranoia, narcissism, megalomania, grandiosity, and perhaps even a twist of Aspergers.... and that's MY perception. I'm sure a professional will see me for the truly fucked up individual that I am.

Most people have a degree of narcissism. Few people truly have narcissistic personality disorders.
 
You're video didn't have real niggas in it. Cypress Hill is phony... Racist.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkf95onRgcc]YouTube - Mysto & Pizzi - Somebody's Watching Me (GEICO)[/ame]
 
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I think you should wear a sleeveless t-shirt with mirror style trucker shades,tight blue jeans with the yer old combat boots. Then you should pull in the parking lot and back into a parking space with the windows rolled down(20 deg), seat all tweaked back, blasting Pink Floyd.

That would fit his handle Dick Tader
 

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