g5000
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TRUMP: Rick, I'm not liking Canada today. Obama fucked us on NAFTA. I want to nuke Canada's capital. Open the football.
RICK: Yes, Emperor!
TRUMP: Here is the launch code. Ready?
RICK: Ready, Emperor!
TRUMP: 8...6...7...5...3...0...9
RICK: 867-5309? Are you sure?
TRUMP: Kelly gave me this himself this morning while I was eating some Democrats for breakfast. Bleev me.
RICK: Okay, Emperor. (pretends to enter nuclear code)
TRUMP: Are the birds on the way, Rick?
RICK: Yes, Emperor. In 30 minutes, the Canadian city Dystopia will be wiped off the face of the Earth!
TRUMP: All right. I'm hitting the golf course.
RICK: Yes, Emperor!
TRUMP: Here is the launch code. Ready?
RICK: Ready, Emperor!
TRUMP: 8...6...7...5...3...0...9
RICK: 867-5309? Are you sure?
TRUMP: Kelly gave me this himself this morning while I was eating some Democrats for breakfast. Bleev me.
RICK: Okay, Emperor. (pretends to enter nuclear code)
TRUMP: Are the birds on the way, Rick?
RICK: Yes, Emperor. In 30 minutes, the Canadian city Dystopia will be wiped off the face of the Earth!
TRUMP: All right. I'm hitting the golf course.