DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION AGENDA SCHEDULE 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony introduced by Jane Fonda. 6:15pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton. 6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples) 9:30pm - * Intermission * 10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins 10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss. 10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!' 10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L. 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex). 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally. 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate. Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the convention ?