Democratic National Convention Schedule

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    DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION


    AGENDA SCHEDULE

    6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony introduced by Jane Fonda.
    6:15pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
    6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.
    6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
    7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
    7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
    7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
    8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
    9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

    9:30pm - * Intermission *

    10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
    10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
    10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
    10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
    10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
    11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
    11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
    11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
    11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.

    Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary
    home from the convention ?
     
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    :clap1: :laugh: :laugh: :beer:
     
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    I think you have one type -
    I believe it should read, 6:40 AM not PM.
     
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    Or... "anytime AM or PM".... :teeth:
     
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    should also be in humor.
     
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    Depending on how you look at it, none of it may be funny.
     
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    Why humor? Sounds about right to me..

    ;) :p:
     
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    I guess hanoi jane fonda burning the American flag is funny to some. :rolleyes:
     

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