Democrat Math: A Lesson for the rest of us

[CrusaderFrank]

My brother came up with the following formula to better help normal people cope with Democrat "thinking"

Anything good, add Obama

Anything bad, subtract Obama

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Examples:

Getting bin laden. Getting bin Laden + Obama = Obama killed bin Laden

Benghazi Consulate Massacred. Benghazi Consulate Massacred - Obama = What difference does it make?

With me so far?

 

[auditor0007]

Based on all the responses, we'll call this one a Fail.

 

[RKMBrown]

My brother came up with the following formula to better help normal people cope with Democrat "thinking"

Anything good, add Obama

Anything bad, subtract Obama

Authoritarian republican and authoritarian democrat desire: give me all the power to force the other guys to bend to my will. Formula for authoritarian proof that their way is the only way... take credit for everything good in this world and blame the other guys for everything bad in this world.

Libertarian points out this double headed snake... yeah he get's called insane by the left and right.

 

[boedicca]

Waterboarding a known terrorist = bad

Killing terrorist plus many innocent bystanders = bad

 

[boedicca]

Las Vegas plus corporate executives = bad

Las Vegas plus Obama plus campaign donors = good

 

[boedicca]

Obama + Seal Team 6 Killing bin Laden = Obama in Situation Room Photo Op

Obama + Terrorists Killing Ambassador Stevens = Obama's whereabouts is None of Your Business

 

[bendog]

Damn, this had promise.

2 plus 2 makes 6, after we take 2 more from you.

51% means I get 100%