A Democrat debate with Cankles and Methuselah is almost as exciting as watching an banana rot.Is this the event where we get to hear from Hillary about how wonderful, above-board, honest and qualified she is? I’m hoping she'll slip into her "Southern Accent" when giving her colorful account of “landing under fire” in some bullshit war zone to visit our brave men and women whom she cherishes so much.
Maybe Bill will make a cameo – drunk off his ass, rambling senselessly – with three bimbos at his side.
Can't wait.
And Bernie - can his ticker stand any more pressure? Dear Lord - at 75, debate time is his usual three push-ups and a jell or two of Dulcolax time for this raging, dumb, senile, incompetent.
Trump 2016
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