Procrustes Stretched
"intuition and imagination and intelligence"
"Dear Samantha Clause, how have you been?"
"Samantha Clause?"
"She's the fat lady with the reindeer who brings us Christmas presents."
"With the red suit and white beard?"
"The white beard is just sort of a disguise."
"Very clever."
"How would it be if I ask her to bring you a new bicycle?"
"Why not?"
"Please bring my brother a new bicycle."
"Does Samantha Clause go, ho-ho-ho?" "Or does she just smile daintily?"
"Forget the bicycle!!"
"Get away from me you stupid Beagle!"
"Samantha Clause?"
"She's the fat lady with the reindeer who brings us Christmas presents."
"With the red suit and white beard?"
"The white beard is just sort of a disguise."
"Very clever."
"How would it be if I ask her to bring you a new bicycle?"
"Why not?"
"Please bring my brother a new bicycle."
"Does Samantha Clause go, ho-ho-ho?" "Or does she just smile daintily?"
"Forget the bicycle!!"
"Get away from me you stupid Beagle!"