Day in the Life of Canadian Prime Minister

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Trudeau is a liar and a fake. Oh well...Canada will now pay the price.
Trump economic adviser: Trudeau 'stabbed us in the back'

7:00AM...wake-up and pick out goofy socks I will wear today.
7:15AM...go to bathroom...check if I have a penis and testicles.
8:00AM...secretly eat a bowl of American Capt’n Crunch.
8:30AM...set Mickey’s hands on my watch to correct time.
10:00AM...wait for French president to call so I can feel like a real leader.
12:00PM...lunch of pizza with a clown and favorite balloon animals.
2:00PM...nap time while wife reads my favorite story “The House That Jack Built.”
3:00PM...welcome more Nigerian terrorist to Toronto.
5:00PM...day is over...curse Donald Trump for picking on me at G7 summit.
 

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