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At that time I was. Their mom eventually moved back to town. I was still the custodial parent for a few years, but we shared custody when she came back. The girls are all grown up now, 19 and 21.
Congratulations! I'm sure well done. My youngest is graduating in 2 months from college. Made it through!
Congrats !
I was singing my 4 year old daughters favorite song to her, which she usually sings right back to me. Not this time, she looked up at me and said " whatever daddy". Smartass is 4 going on 16 ....
I have a ton of them, but yesterday I asked a student what was the capital of Indiana.
She said:
"Capital I "
I caught my nephew when he was 2 and a half going through the fridge one day. He had a thing of old cottage cheese in his hand.
I took it from from him and said "Ewww, don't touch that, it stinks."
To which he replied, "It's the Yankees?"
His mother and I damn near fell over laughing. Every relative was notified within the hour.
Yeah ... I think I'll keep him around.
Tell him to only eat his own boogers, not anybody else's.Just this afternoon, I was talking to my 3.5 year old son about his cold symptoms that started this morning.
I said: "It sounds like you are getting a cold."
And in his cute, hoarse voice he replied: "Yes. I have a cold because I eat lots of boogers."
just this afternoon, i was talking to my 3.5 year old son about his cold symptoms that started this morning.
I said: "it sounds like you are getting a cold."
and in his cute, hoarse voice he replied: "yes. I have a cold because i eat lots of boogers."
We moved into our home when our son was about 2.
Since he still couldn't pronounce OUR, he used to refer to our wetlands as WEIR swamp.
To this day, that's the name I and his mother use to describe it, too.
Such gems as these are really what makes life worth living, I think.
Tell him to only eat his own boogers, not anybody else's.Just this afternoon, I was talking to my 3.5 year old son about his cold symptoms that started this morning.
I said: "It sounds like you are getting a cold."
And in his cute, hoarse voice he replied: "Yes. I have a cold because I eat lots of boogers."
So? So? What was the answer?I've wondered that myself, many a time. I think your daughter sounds !
Yeah, she's ok for a teen!
I told her 'air' looks like nothing, then we got in a big debate so she could prove me wrong. So I emailed my best friend who is a scientist to see what they thought!
I just told my adult son and my hubby the Cold/booger story and they cracked up also.
Just this afternoon, I was talking to my 3.5 year old son about his cold symptoms that started this morning.
I said: "It sounds like you are getting a cold."
And in his cute, hoarse voice he replied: "Yes. I have a cold because I eat lots of boogers."
I just told my adult son and my hubby the Cold/booger story and they cracked up also.
When I was in preschool...probably 4...my preschool teacher told me that boogers were poisonous.
I never again ate a booger, and I continued to have an uncomfortable idea in my head that boogers were poisonous even until high school, even though logically I new that wasn't the truth.
(Now, I am more of a pick, roll, and flick-behind-the-couch kind of guy.)
So? So? What was the answer?Yeah, she's ok for a teen!
I told her 'air' looks like nothing, then we got in a big debate so she could prove me wrong. So I emailed my best friend who is a scientist to see what they thought!
If the scientist is from Los Angeles or Houston...
So? So? What was the answer?
If the scientist is from Los Angeles or Houston...
Yeah, the answer is:
MORE COWBELL!
Probably me. That's practically my motto. Was my dad's too.Wonder where she heard that before?