alan1
Gold Member
When my oldest daughter was about 4, she was in the bathroom and let out a bloodcurdling scream. I ran in and found that the cause was a cricket. I caught the cricket and let it outside, then returned to the bathroom. She looked up at me and said, "I thought I only had to pee, but that cricket scared the shit out of me".
I almost died laughing.
I almost died laughing.