Home and roam at times can be tedious. It's blazing hot out as you load off the rental car shuttle. Standing looking at the assignment board your see your name isn't there...again. Bags in toe i roll into the office to find out where the car is. Get to the car and load the bags in the back, toss the sunglasses and wallet into the cup holder of the center console and turn on the engine to blast the AC. That's when you see it! The car is a wreck! Sticky and dirty. To late. my sunglasses are smiled and my wallet is now covered with some sticky mess! So back to the office to see if they have something to clean the car with or if someone can come up to clean it. The man shows up and looks in. "Oh" he says surveying the condition of the car. Looking at my wallet and sunglasses he apologizes and tells me he will get the car cleaned up fast. "Who serviced this car last" he asked into his walkie talkie. A few seconds later a garbled voice answers " Hayzesus" I looked at him and said. "Crucify jesus for me will you, this time he deserves it!"