couple of hilary jokes

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  1. manu1959

    manu1959 Left Coast Isolationist

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    Hillary Clinton vs. God

    Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

    "Al, what do you believe in?"

    Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

    God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

    Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

    God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

    God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

    "I believe you're in my chair."


    Hillary Clinton Commemorative Stamp

    The US Postal Service has issued a recall of a stamp they created with a picture of Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements while serving as the First Lady of our nation.

    The problem was discovered when claims had been made that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes, and that mail which had been sent using the "Hillary" postage was not being delivered. Senator Clinton demanded a full investigation into the allegations.

    A special Postal Service Investigation team was formed and after several months and many dollars spent, made the following findings:

    *The stamp was manufactured properly.
    *There was nothing wrong with the adhesive.
    *People were just spitting on the wrong side

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