What's Your Southern Sign?

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    NOT me by a long-shot.

    GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23): Your highest aim is to be
    with others like yourself. You like to huddle
    together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love
    to travel though, so maybe you should think about
    joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere
    they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and
    a good time. If you can go somewhere where they
    have all these things; that serves you well. You
    are pure in heart.
     
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    Except for the roots, worms and insects, not too far off. :cof:

    ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to
    develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
    gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you--old
    friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and
    insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
    with today's fashions and trends. You're not
    concerned with anything about today. You're almost
    prehistoric in your interests and behavior
    patterns. You probably want to marry another
    Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky
    mating possibility.
     
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    OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20): Are tough on the outside
    but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous
    influence. An older Okra can look back over his
    life and see the seeds of his influence
    everywhere. You can do something good each day if
    you try.
     
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    BURNING CROSS--

    You believe in self pride and racial unity
    YOu will not bow to multiculturalist liars which insist you're the only racist left in the world
    You argue about affirmative action
    you stand up to jews and their conniving ways
     
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    I'm a grit.
     
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    Hey! You cheated! That's not a Southern Sign! :spank3:
     
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    BUSTED! :rotflmao:
     
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    BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22): Always invite a
    Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get
    along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean,
    should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life,
    and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You
    can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
    shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies
     
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    I watched a show on the Aryan Brotherhood last night. They pledged to their race as a nation and spit on the US Flag before they burned a cross. Truly repugnant.
     

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