Countries we need to bomb / continue bombing

HinduPatriot

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Islam is a dangerous death cult, started by the child rapist and infamous paedophile Mohammed. We must never surrender to it. Indeed we should fight its terrorists.

Here is my list of bombworthy countries:

Afghanistan
Pakistan
Iran
Syria
Saudi Arabia
Turkey

Once the above countries have been flattened, there will be less Islamic Terrorists left to hurt our children.

Here is the analysis:

USA and UK are bombing Afghanistan
USA is bombing Pakistan, and India should join in
Israel should bomb Iran and Syria
Every non-Muslim country on the planet should bomb Saudi Arabia, with particular reference to terrorists congregagtions in Mecca. Saudi Arabia has a particularly vile form of Wahhabi Terrorism, so nukes should be used
Greece and Israel should unite to bomb Turkey
 
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Also, we should bomb:

India - because they whine too much about Pakistan.
France - ungrateful cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Wales - because they whine about the English.
Luxemburg - We need better parking facilities in Europe.
New Zealand - It'll piss of Dr Grump.
Guernsey - technically not a country, just an island but it slows down the boat service to France.
Russia - for stealing the World Cup from England.
Qatar - for stealing the World Cup from the USA.
 
Also, we should bomb:

India - because they whine too much about Pakistan.
France - ungrateful cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Wales - because they whine about the English.
Luxemburg - We need better parking facilities in Europe.
New Zealand - It'll piss of Dr Grump.
Guernsey - technically not a country, just an island but it slows down the boat service to France.
Russia - for stealing the World Cup from England.
Qatar - for stealing the World Cup from the USA.

I nominate New Jersey, right after we airlift Paulie out.
 
Also, we should bomb:

India - because they whine too much about Pakistan.
France - ungrateful cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Wales - because they whine about the English.
Luxemburg - We need better parking facilities in Europe.
New Zealand - It'll piss of Dr Grump.
Guernsey - technically not a country, just an island but it slows down the boat service to France.
Russia - for stealing the World Cup from England.
Qatar - for stealing the World Cup from the USA.

Add Canada to the list of places to be bombed because nothing ever happens up there and they could use the excitement. Besides, it's close to home and the guys fighting up there could come home on the weekends to do laundry and get their sperm counts lowered.
 
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Also, we should bomb:

India - because they whine too much about Pakistan.
France - ungrateful cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Wales - because they whine about the English.
Luxemburg - We need better parking facilities in Europe.
New Zealand - It'll piss of Dr Grump.
Guernsey - technically not a country, just an island but it slows down the boat service to France.
Russia - for stealing the World Cup from England.
Qatar - for stealing the World Cup from the USA.

Add Canada to the list of places to be bombed because nothing ever happens up there and they could use the excitement. Besides, it's close to home and the guys fighting up there could come home on the weekends to do laundry and get their sperm counts lowered.

Yep. I just realized that I'd left them off my list. My bad.
 
Everything I ever learned about Political Science 101 I learned from Randy Newman

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Also, we should bomb:

India - because they whine too much about Pakistan.
France - ungrateful cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Wales - because they whine about the English.
Luxemburg - We need better parking facilities in Europe.
New Zealand - It'll piss of Dr Grump.
Guernsey - technically not a country, just an island but it slows down the boat service to France.
Russia - for stealing the World Cup from England.
Qatar - for stealing the World Cup from the USA.

I nominate New Jersey, right after we airlift Paulie out.

Governor Christie should jump ahead, because we need the poster boy for serious government reform.
 
Slurpees you should pour for me:

My list is as follows:

1. Every fucking one I tell you to, clerk.
 
I think that we should bomb Nauru.

It's only 8.1 square miles...I bet with hard work and determination, we could bomb it completely to below sea level.
 
I think that we should bomb Nauru.

It's only 8.1 square miles...I bet with hard work and determination, we could bomb it completely to below sea level.

Bomb a key geopolitical ally?

Are you fucking serious?
 
1. Iran for obvious reasons
2. North Korea for obvious reasons
3. Syria for obvious reasons.
4. China, cuz those fake commies actually got the nerve to try to eclipse our superpower status.
5. Russia, cuz they never really liked us anyway lol.
 

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