Confession time...

[Mr.Nick]

Last night I crashed at my parents house, well to make a long story short I got drunk, crashed on my parents couch with a cigarette in my hand, well - the cigarette burned a nice gigantic hole in her "semi-new" couch cushion. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw it and flipped it over....

I have to tell her, otherwise I'm just a coward (and I feel like one for turning the cushion over)...

They will be pissed off but I suppose if I tell them before they find out what happened I will at least be respected for being honest...

I'm going to get a mouthful that is for sure...

On the bright side, you can just flip the cushion over...

Stupid irresponsible me.. And it was stupid.

It's so weird tho because I feel like a child bringing home a bad report card or something

I haven't felt the "fess up to mommy" feeling in about 15 years hahaha...

 

[Mr Natural]

You owe them a new couch.

 

[Amelia]

Glad nothing worse happened.

I only recently learned that's how David Cassidy's father died.

 

[asaratis]

You owe them a new couch.

At least a new cushion...but then it might not match the others. I'd go for a new couch, too...maybe something a little nicer than existing...maybe something in leather.

 

[Mr.Nick]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

 

[Mr Natural]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Or you could blame the tobacco companies for your addiction and let it go at that.

 

[Mr.Nick]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Or you could blame the tobacco companies for your addiction and let it go at that.

Good idea - its their fault not mine

It's their fault I was a dumbass

No sir.... I have to take responsibility for what I did.... It's not going to be fun but, I have to do it...

 

[Douger]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Building a couch and "kit" are too different critters.
Couch + Chair. No kit.

 

[California Girl]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Or you could blame the tobacco companies for your addiction and let it go at that.

Interesting to note that this suggestion comes from a liberal. Wouldn't have entered the head of a conservative.

 

[Mr.Nick]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Building a couch and "kit" are too different critters.
Couch + Chair. No kit.

Not this exact one but similar to this kid of...

or this one

 

[Mr.Nick]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Building a couch and "kit" are too different critters.
Couch + Chair. No kit.

No they didn't "build build" the damn thing...

It was a kit....

It was some shit they bought off of some online retailer.

My parents or my dad at least is a master at building tho - he just thinks bigger than couches. More like 100 foot CB radio towers and Star Trek bars...

 

[Intense]

Last night I crashed at my parents house, well to make a long story short I got drunk, crashed on my parents couch with a cigarette in my hand, well - the cigarette burned a nice gigantic hole in her "semi-new" couch cushion. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw it and flipped it over....

I have to tell her, otherwise I'm just a coward (and I feel like one for turning the cushion over)...

They will be pissed off but I suppose if I tell them before they find out what happened I will at least be respected for being honest...

I'm going to get a mouthful that is for sure...

On the bright side, you can just flip the cushion over...

Stupid irresponsible me.. And it was stupid.

It's so weird tho because I feel like a child bringing home a bad report card or something

I haven't felt the "fess up to mommy" feeling in about 15 years hahaha...

Repair the cushion. You are lucky you did not start a serious fire.

 

[Douger]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Building a couch and "kit" are too different critters.
Couch + Chair. No kit.

No they didn't "build build" the damn thing...

It was a kit....

It was some shit they bought off of some online retailer.

My parents or my dad at least is a master at building tho - he just thinks bigger than couches. More like 100 foot CB radio towers and Star Trek bars...

I had to Google " Star Trek barz" . Pretty neat.Idiocy, but neat.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Last night I crashed at my parents house, well to make a long story short I got drunk, crashed on my parents couch with a cigarette in my hand, well - the cigarette burned a nice gigantic hole in her "semi-new" couch cushion. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw it and flipped it over....

I have to tell her, otherwise I'm just a coward (and I feel like one for turning the cushion over)...

They will be pissed off but I suppose if I tell them before they find out what happened I will at least be respected for being honest...

I'm going to get a mouthful that is for sure...

On the bright side, you can just flip the cushion over...

Stupid irresponsible me.. And it was stupid.

It's so weird tho because I feel like a child bringing home a bad report card or something

I haven't felt the "fess up to mommy" feeling in about 15 years hahaha...

Repair the cushion. You are lucky you did not start a serious fire.

That wouldn't have been possible.... I would have woken up if there was a fire under my ass...

 

[Intense]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Or you could blame the tobacco companies for your addiction and let it go at that.

Good idea - its their fault not mine

It's their fault I was a dumbass

No sir.... I have to take responsibility for what I did.... It's not going to be fun but, I have to do it...

There is hope then?

 

[FuelRod]

Glad nothing worse happened.

I only recently learned that's how David Cassidy's father died.

Yes but his Father was biting the pillow.

 

[California Girl]

Last night I crashed at my parents house, well to make a long story short I got drunk, crashed on my parents couch with a cigarette in my hand, well - the cigarette burned a nice gigantic hole in her "semi-new" couch cushion. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw it and flipped it over....

I have to tell her, otherwise I'm just a coward (and I feel like one for turning the cushion over)...

They will be pissed off but I suppose if I tell them before they find out what happened I will at least be respected for being honest...

I'm going to get a mouthful that is for sure...

On the bright side, you can just flip the cushion over...

Stupid irresponsible me.. And it was stupid.

It's so weird tho because I feel like a child bringing home a bad report card or something

I haven't felt the "fess up to mommy" feeling in about 15 years hahaha...

Repair the cushion. You are lucky you did not start a serious fire.

That wouldn't have been possible.... I would have woken up if their was a fire under my ass...

That's assuming the smoke hadn't already killed you. More people die from smoke inhalation than the fire.

What you did was breathtakingly stupid.... you could easily have killed yourself - and your parents. Learn a fucking lesson.

 

[Intense]

Last night I crashed at my parents house, well to make a long story short I got drunk, crashed on my parents couch with a cigarette in my hand, well - the cigarette burned a nice gigantic hole in her "semi-new" couch cushion. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw it and flipped it over....

I have to tell her, otherwise I'm just a coward (and I feel like one for turning the cushion over)...

They will be pissed off but I suppose if I tell them before they find out what happened I will at least be respected for being honest...

I'm going to get a mouthful that is for sure...

On the bright side, you can just flip the cushion over...

Stupid irresponsible me.. And it was stupid.

It's so weird tho because I feel like a child bringing home a bad report card or something

I haven't felt the "fess up to mommy" feeling in about 15 years hahaha...

Repair the cushion. You are lucky you did not start a serious fire.

That wouldn't have been possible.... I would have woken up if their was a fire under my ass...

Just so the family jewels are safe. If they come down too hard on you, you might remind them that the time for revenge is prime after they become Grand Parents, and to insure that, they must secure your well being.

 

[Swagger]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Or you could blame the tobacco companies for your addiction and let it go at that.

Interesting to note that this suggestion comes from a liberal. Wouldn't have entered the head of a conservative.

I think you need to re-tune your sarcasm radar; and I come from the hard-right. Mr. Clean was clearly attempting self-deprecating humour by acknowledging a liberal stereotype, but you got the wrong end of the stick.

 

[Mr Natural]

They built the couch.......... I suppose I would have to make them a new cushion..

Or at least contact the supplier who made the kit to build it..

Or you could blame the tobacco companies for your addiction and let it go at that.

Interesting to note that this suggestion comes from a liberal. Wouldn't have entered the head of a conservative.

Of course not. Because conservatives are all about personal responsibility and smoking is such a responsible thing to do.