CNN: Shutdown Jepordized All Life on Earth

[Weatherman2020]

Boy, glad we dodged that bullet.

CNN claim that an unmonitored asteroid could slam into earth during government shutdown is debunked

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I thought that the shutdown would of woken up Godzilla in his deep sleep.and then Godzilla would of lost his temper and flattened Newark and Manhattan

 

[Damaged Eagle]

I'm expecting those damn Martians to attack any day now.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[BradVesp]

That's one of my favorite movies.

 

[Rambunctious]

CNN is still on the air?

 

[Indeependent]

I'm expecting those damn Martians to attack any day now.

*****CHUCKLE*****

That's My Favorite Martian!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Schumer: if the republicans shut down the goverment, over 12 UFO's will hover over our largest cities and attack us in the same manner when the Chinese attacked Pearl Harbour in 1984

 

[MarathonMike]

CNN is a case study in how badly Liberals can fuck up something that used to be good.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

CNN is a case study in how badly Liberals can fuck up something that used to be good.

so will they accuse the russians of causing the stopping of the shutdown? maybe 7 Russian Spies voted to keep the country open for business?

 

[fncceo]

 

[waltky]

Granny says, "Dat's right...

... we all coulda died...

... alla `cause a buncha MS-13 gangbangers...

... too lazy to take dey's immigration test."

 

[DOTR]

Remember when CNN anchorette asked if meteors were caused by global warming?

 

[blastoff]

CNN...spiraling down into the ratings Pit of Misery.

Dilly Dilly!!!

 

[Weatherman2020]

I'm expecting those damn Martians to attack any day now.

*****CHUCKLE*****

Do we really know the Martians did not invade during the shutdown? Maybe they are posing as cute Golden Retrievers, just waiting for their opportunity. Because of Trump, we may already be a conquered species.

 

[Weatherman2020]

CNN is still on the air?

Because of airport terminals CNN will always be at least glimpsed by someone every day.