CIA in ME using Viagra to gain hard intelligence on Taliban.....

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    Just heard this on the television.......

    It seems that the CIA, as they were gathering intelligence from the tribal leaders, ended up giving one of the leaders 4 Viagra pills.

    When they came back later for more intelligence, the leader was there with a shit eating grin, as well as information. He wanted to be paid in Viagra.

    I guess we've got a whole new tool to use in the war on terror.

    Wonder how this is going to go over with the Christian Coalition? After all, we don't know if these tribal leaders are married or not, and if they're going to be faithful or not.
     
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    That's funny. :tongue:
     
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    Looks like cash payment now has some stiff competition. :D
     
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    They'll have start erecting "penile" colonies!
     
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    You know.....this may be the answer to the war on terror........

    If you're too busy having sex and experiencing orgasms, then you have no time for terrorist activities or war.

    Hmmmm.........maybe we should give a box of Viagra to everyone on the planet. And....for those that are stupid.....well......if they're too dumb to see a doctor after maintaining an erection for 4 hours, well......then maybe they don't need to be breeding, and they will have their penis pop off and flop around on the floor.

    Make Love, not War.
     
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    CIA Using Viagra to Bribe Afghan Warlords

    Friday, December 26, 2008 2:17 PM

    By: Dave Eberhart



    The CIA has developed a novel incentive to gain cooperation and support in Taliban-plagued Afghanistan - handing out libido-enhancing Viagra pills to targeted village patriarchs, according to a report in the Washington Post.


    “Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people - whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” said one agency operative with multiple tours in that war torn country.


    Standard incentives - such as money, jewelry and cars - are too ostentatious, noted another operative to the Post.

    Newsmax.com - CIA Using Viagra to Bribe Afghan Warlords
     
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    Hey dude......wanna post that over in my thread about the same thing?

    CIA in ME using Viagra to get hard intel on Taliban.
     
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    If your erection lasts more than four hours.....

    You're welcome!
     
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    Personally, I belief that there is a strong correlation between sexual frustration and socially unappreciated behaviour like flying planes into buildings.
    People should just have more sex.
     
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    You know.....that is a good idea, having more sex I mean. Anyone remember that couple a few months back that thought December 9th would be a good world-wide orgasm day?

    Only trouble with that is, the Christian conservatives aren't going to allow you to have sex until you're married.

    They'd rather have wars than unmarried sex (at least, that's what they say publicly).
     

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