Christmas Spirit Humor (maybe)

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    Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients
    and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much
    he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt
    and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.


    But every now and then he'd hear an internal
    reassuring voice in his head that said:



    "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
    medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
    patients and you won't be the last.
    And you're single. Just let it go."


    But invariably another voice in his head
    would bring him back to reality.

    Whispering......

    Dave........


    Dave........


    ..........you're a vet.
     
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    I think the christmas tradition is a little "different" in the Empire state than we have it out here in the West!:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    LOL!

    The "maybe" was with reference to whether (or not) the humor was in keeping with the Christmas Spirit.

    But, hey. I received the joke via an e-mail on Christmas, so that's close enough to make it a Christmas Spirit joke for the USMB "family."

    (I suppose I'm gonna have to feel guilty over this one, later, eh?)
     
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    On USMB, only 3 diverse individuals found that story amusing!?

    Man.

    It's still makin' me chuckle.
     
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    I found it amusing after I realized that "vet" was short for vetinarian and not veteran.
     
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    LOL!

    That thought had not even occurred to me.

    :lol:
     

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