Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Big Black Dog, Mar 16, 2010.
Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?
Because it is spectacular?
I've never been accused of that!
They can then determine the ratio of potential births in your locality.
Nancy wants to know?
They normally don't, but apparently someone notified them that yours may be under the minimum size required to retain citizenship.
A scorned ex, maybe?
You might want to consider Extenze pills. I hear small penis deportees get sent to very undesirable countries. The US frowns upon a tiny penis, because you're basically useless to society.
Better get on that.
Make sure that you answer truthfully, so that the Federal government can properly apportion the number of single women to your neighborhood.
We all want to know.
They are doing a comparison of total penis length versus vagina depth. Bill wanted to know how much was being unused.
they want to know how many will file for an extension.
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