Census question...

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  1. Big Black Dog
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    Got my census thing in the mail today. Why do they want to know the size of my penis?:eek:
     
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    Because it is spectacular?
     
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    I've never been accused of that!:lol:
     
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    They can then determine the ratio of potential births in your locality. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Nancy wants to know?
     
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    They normally don't, but apparently someone notified them that yours may be under the minimum size required to retain citizenship.

    A scorned ex, maybe?

    You might want to consider Extenze pills. I hear small penis deportees get sent to very undesirable countries. The US frowns upon a tiny penis, because you're basically useless to society.

    Better get on that.
     
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    Make sure that you answer truthfully, so that the Federal government can properly apportion the number of single women to your neighborhood.
     
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    We all want to know.
     
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    They are doing a comparison of total penis length versus vagina depth. Bill wanted to know how much was being unused.
     
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    they want to know how many will file for an extension.
     

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