Canada Beefing Up Border Patrol In Event Romney Wins Presidential Election Canada Beefing Up Border Patrol In Event Romney Wins Presidential Election - The Global Edition 6 Oct 12 Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves [snip] CANADA, (The Global Edition) Governor Romneys surprising victory in first Presidential debate between President Obama and the Governor has had a surprising effect on the United States neighbors to the north, North American media reports. The border police gave out a warning about a flood of American liberals seen sneaking across the border into Canada, which sparked calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. Click here to read all reports from 2012 US Presidential Election race Media outlets report that the possibility of a Romney Presidency has prompted the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear theyll soon be required to hold down a job, hunt, pray, and agree with Bill OReilly. Canadian border farmers noted that dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossed their fields last night. I went out to milk the cows yesterday, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn, said Manitoba farmer Red Nesterenko, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I gave him some fresh warm goat milk he tossed his cookies and left. Didnt even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh? In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Nesterenko erected higher fences today, failing to stop the liberals who dug under them. Mr. Nesterenko also tried installing speakers that blast Rush Limbaugh across the fields. Not real effective, he said. The liberals still got through but many were crying as they ran through the corn fields.