Call to outlaw sporks

Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by Ernie S., Apr 24, 2013.

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    Why didn't they name those things forns?
     
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    It's a fork... it's a spoon... it's an asphalt spreader.

    It's 67 tools in one!
     
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    They should've named them bullshit. Because that's all a spork will ever be.
     
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    Well after all it is a multi-tasker.
     
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    I wonder if Robert Bork used a spork.
     
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    mul-titty-asking... lol
     
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    Lets kick off the Political Satire Forum with a proper thread....moved! Yet again! This will be the last time unless we create a spork forum....hmmmm spork forum
     
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    Spork you, C_K :D
     
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    bitchen thread

    sporks are evil. there is a proper way of consuming food and using a spork is not a proper way. the good lord created a fork and a spoon, never were the two to be entwined.
     
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    what the spork dude?
     

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