Call to outlaw sporks

[Ernie S.]

With the recent rash of obesity in the United States, Democrats have decided that the time is ripe to capitalize on yet another catastrophe.
Getting fat is just too convenient.
We must outlaw sporks because with such instruments of mass consumption, children can become fat much faster.
Think about it! Without the need to switch utensils between soup and salad, our precious "chilrun" can consume more transfats and high fructose corn syrup than they would be capable of, were they forced to switch between their spoon and their fork.

Contact your Senators and Congressmen and demand a ban on sporks
Find your Representative

Find your Senator

 

[cereal_killer]

Moved to proper forum....

 

[rightwinger]

Great idea!

Ban knives and forks too

If Americans had to eat with chopsticks they wouldn't be so fucking fat

 

[Ernie S.]

 

[Ernie S.]

OK RW, you could at least leave a comment...

 

[Dot Com]

I used to live in Japan. Theres a diff between being large for a sport (sumo) and being simply obese because you happen to have no self control.

 

[Ernie S.]

So no comments, Dottie?

 

[Mr. H.]

Unemployment is the convenience du jour.
Spork or no spork.
Obama is turning us into a nation of lazy fucks.

 

[April]

 

[TheOldSchool]

Sporks are terrible. Shitty spoons and even worse forks.

Ban them all.

 

[Mr. H.]

Why didn't they name those things forns?

 

[Mr. H.]

It's a fork... it's a spoon... it's an asphalt spreader.

It's 67 tools in one!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Why didn't they name those things forns?

They should've named them bullshit. Because that's all a spork will ever be.

 

[Mr. H.]

Well after all it is a multi-tasker.

 

[Mr. H.]

I wonder if Robert Bork used a spork.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Well after all it is a multi-tasker.

mul-titty-asking... lol

 

[cereal_killer]

Lets kick off the Political Satire Forum with a proper thread....moved! Yet again! This will be the last time unless we create a spork forum....hmmmm spork forum

 

[Ernie S.]

Spork you, C_K

 

[Yurt]

bitchen thread

sporks are evil. there is a proper way of consuming food and using a spork is not a proper way. the good lord created a fork and a spoon, never were the two to be entwined.

 

[cereal_killer]

Spork you, C_K

what the spork dude?