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BREAKING NEWS: Reid's Ass kicked by Mitch McConnell.
FILE - In this Nov. 18, 2014 file photo, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev. speaks during a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid broke several ribs and facial bones when Republican Mitch McConnell of Kentucky reportedly kicked his ass "liberally and thoroughly" according to one source, at Reid's Nevada home Thursday. Embarrassed, Reid reportedly made a lame excuse about a piece of exercise equipment snapping, causing the lawmaker to fall.
Reid, majority leader since 2007, will hand over the top job in the Senate next week to Republican Mitch McConnell of Kentucky after Democrats lost their majority in November's midterm elections and a free-for-all cage match with republicans the same week.
Of late, Reid has been no stranger to defeat. In May 2011, Reid dislocated a shoulder and suffered a contusion above his left eye when he pissed off Republican John Boehner, injuries which Reid shamefully attributed to slipping after an early morning run in the rain, thinly claiming he fell when he leaned against a parked car.
In October 2012, Reid also suffered rib and hip contusions in an internal party squabble during which he reportedly called Hillary Clinton an "F**king Dyke". Reid's office reportedly staged a chain-reaction car crash on that occasion.
Reid has run marathons and was a boxer as a young man, but as Paul Ryan recently put it, "The old guys past his prime, he's really turning into a punching bag out there".
FILE - In this Nov. 18, 2014 file photo, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev. speaks during a news conference on Capitol Hill in Washington.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid broke several ribs and facial bones when Republican Mitch McConnell of Kentucky reportedly kicked his ass "liberally and thoroughly" according to one source, at Reid's Nevada home Thursday. Embarrassed, Reid reportedly made a lame excuse about a piece of exercise equipment snapping, causing the lawmaker to fall.
Reid, majority leader since 2007, will hand over the top job in the Senate next week to Republican Mitch McConnell of Kentucky after Democrats lost their majority in November's midterm elections and a free-for-all cage match with republicans the same week.
Of late, Reid has been no stranger to defeat. In May 2011, Reid dislocated a shoulder and suffered a contusion above his left eye when he pissed off Republican John Boehner, injuries which Reid shamefully attributed to slipping after an early morning run in the rain, thinly claiming he fell when he leaned against a parked car.
In October 2012, Reid also suffered rib and hip contusions in an internal party squabble during which he reportedly called Hillary Clinton an "F**king Dyke". Reid's office reportedly staged a chain-reaction car crash on that occasion.
Reid has run marathons and was a boxer as a young man, but as Paul Ryan recently put it, "The old guys past his prime, he's really turning into a punching bag out there".
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