Breaking News! President to Address Nation on Serious Outage.

[Procrustes Stretched]

It is being reported that emergency rooms nationwide are filling up with people stressed out and experiencing what they describe as life threatening experiences:

FACEBOOK is Down

 

[daws101]

It is being reported that emergency rooms nationwide are filling up with people stressed out and experiencing what they describe as life threatening experiences:

FACEBOOK is Down

we're doomed!

 

[Auld Phart]

That could be a blessing.

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

The End Is Near!!!

 

[daws101]

The End Is Near!!!

I need to break out the old sandwich board.