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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by OohPooPahDoo, Jun 21, 2012.

  1. OohPooPahDoo
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    OohPooPahDoo II,
    bornt 6-21-2012 during the hour of 3 AM
    in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana,
    a healthy baby boy, 7 lbs 9 oz,
    first born child to OohPooPahDoo I and SuzyCatapult
    and heir apparent to the OohPooPahDoo dynasty.
     
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    New daddy rep!

    Congrats!
     
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    Congratulations. Your entire life is about to change in ways you cannot even imagine. It is going to become deeper and more profound.

    I highly recommend the Diaper Genie disposal system, by the way. You drop the dirty diaper in, twist the top, and presto, odors sealed off from the world. When the Genie is full, you open the lid and pull out the world's longest white sausage links.

    Very efficient.
     
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    Congrats to you and the new mom.
     
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    Congrats! Babies are great, boys are great, and being a parent will be the best thing you ever do.

    Oh! And since you had a boy spend the extra money on Pampers until they are about one and a half. It will save you money on laundry detergent. And Jack Johnson is great for putting a baby or four year old to sleep in the car.

    Have fun!
     
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    New Daddy reps, too!! Also commentary about somebody's baby being late for Father's Day. ;)
     
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    Oh, I love lullabies!!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbe-oIehMDM]Lullaby Baby Bedtime music - fisher price - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Congrats!
     
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    Oh, yeah. When you come home from work, make sure you change your shirt before you take the baby. He will be spitting up on you and that stuff stains.

    Burping after every feeding is critical to minimizing the chances of colic. They swallow a lot of air, and if they don't burp, that air bubble causes them great pain.

    Babies can breathe and swallow milk at the same time. We lose that ability after about the first year, I think.

    If the baby gets colic anyway, and all else has failed to calm him, strap him into your car and drive around for a few minutes. Works every time.
     
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    Congratz !
    The gonna be a whole lot of cleaning "poo-poo-too-doo" :tongue:
     

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