Coach: We have a problem. Middle Class is too big We need to thin out the population, and bring back the wealth where it belongs, Im looking for answers. Big Agriculture! what do you got? Big Agriculture: Between cheap carbohydrate food ,pesticide riddled fruit and vegetables and hormone and antibiotic infested meat and dairy we are doing everything we can! Coach: Great stuff! we can always count on you. Big Insurance! what can you do? Big Insurance: We have premiums just out of their reach and those who manage to sneak through we just deny coverage until its too late for them. Coach: You guys are great! Keep squeezing them. Big Finance what are you bringing in? Big Finance: Our agreements have them spinning! We tweak up interest rates until they squeal, then between fees and gambling with their nest eggs we have them on the ropes! Coach: Keep them on the run! I love it! Big Oil youre a key player whats your contribution? Big Oil: Times have never been better! The Middle East is in chaos! Big Finance is running up the prices with speculation and we own Politics. Coach: I love you guys! Politics you are our highest paid player! Whats going on with you? Politics: We are earning our money! All you guys can do what you want. If there is a law in your way we just wont enforce it. By the time we are done with them they wont be able to leave the house without breaking the law. Weve got the tax code so confused they will never figure it out. And we have them on separate sides Red and Blue. Coach: The old Divide and Conquer one of my favorite plays! Everyone is doing their part! Keep your eye on the prize and get out there and make them hurt!