I have decided to run for President in 2012. I am counting on your vote and support.
I need to know who your running-mate will be.
It's important, because I need to know who will be running the country when you are sleeping in and partying late.
I will make that announcement during the WTF convention in Las Vegas sometime later this fall. It will be someone who can hold their liquor, keep a secret, and be fun to party with. I am leaning towards a woman because the rest of my cabinet will be all female but I might change my mind on that. It isn't written in stone.
J.W. Frogen seems to hold his liquor well.