Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

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    1st woman: Hi, Wanda!

    2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.

    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After
    I quit shaking from the cold, I
    began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
    peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive
    heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating,

    so I came home early to catch him in the act.But

    instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another
    woman there somewhere that I
    started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
    the attic and, and down into the basement. ThenI
    went through every closet and checked under allthe beds. I kept this up
    until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
    keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
    freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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