Emmett
Active Member
It has come to the attention of most of us in the US that global warming is destoying our planet. Plans are underway for a mass movement to another suitable planet but for the meantime...................
Persons along the east coast are advised to look out for glaciers crashing to the beach in Virginia.....SC.........NC.........and Georgia. If you encounter one of these melting killers you are advised to use the new model 1200 watt Vidal Sassoon hair dryer to defend yourself. Please be careful not to use high speed as this will cause too rapid a melting of the ice and could cause devastating results to countries in the north end of South America. We don't want to flood Hugo's poppy plant fields.
All citizens are asked at this time to refrain from indulging in behavior that will result in global warming thereby leading to an acceleration of this problem. Please park all SUV's, keep your thermostat set to 43 degrees and do not buy products from corporations that have to produce them.
Stay tuned for .................................................................................................................................................................SPLASH!
Persons along the east coast are advised to look out for glaciers crashing to the beach in Virginia.....SC.........NC.........and Georgia. If you encounter one of these melting killers you are advised to use the new model 1200 watt Vidal Sassoon hair dryer to defend yourself. Please be careful not to use high speed as this will cause too rapid a melting of the ice and could cause devastating results to countries in the north end of South America. We don't want to flood Hugo's poppy plant fields.
All citizens are asked at this time to refrain from indulging in behavior that will result in global warming thereby leading to an acceleration of this problem. Please park all SUV's, keep your thermostat set to 43 degrees and do not buy products from corporations that have to produce them.
Stay tuned for .................................................................................................................................................................SPLASH!
