BBQ Butt

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Aug 16, 2004.

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    A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man > > looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is bigger than the > > barbecue!" > > > > With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill > > and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his > > wife's bottom. "Yep, I was right...your butt is two inches wider than > > the barbecue!!!" > > > > The wife chose to ignore the husband. > > Later that night in bed the man was feeling a little frisky. He made > > >some advances towards his wife who completely brushed him off. >"What's > > wrong?" he asked. She answered, "Do you really think I'm going to fire > > up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?!" > > > > > > > > > > >
     

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