Why I Fired My Secretary .

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    > > Why I Fired My Secretary .


    > > Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't

    > > feeling too good that

    > > morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would

    > > be pleasant and

    > > say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present

    > > for me.

    > >

    > > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,

    > > let alone any happy

    > > birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the

    > > children will

    > > remember.

    > >

    > > The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a

    > > word. So when I left

    > > for the office, I was feeling pretty low and

    > > despondent..

    > >

    > > As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,

    > > "Good morning, boss.

    > > "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that

    > > someone had remembered.

    > > I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door

    > > and said, "You know,

    > > it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your

    > > birthday, let's go to

    > > lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's

    > > the greatest thing

    > > I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We

    > > didn't go where we

    > > normally go; Instead we went out to a private little

    > > place. We had two

    > > martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way

    > > back to the office,

    > > she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We

    > > don't need to go back

    > > to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."

    > > She said, "Let's go to

    > > my apartment."

    > >

    > > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if

    > > you don't mind, I

    > > think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into

    > > something more comfortable"

    > > "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the

    > > bedroom and, in about six

    > > minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake

    > > ----- followed by my

    > > wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all

    > > singing Happy Birthday.

    > >

    > > And I just sat there ----

    > >

    > > on the couch ----

    > >

    > >

    > >

    > >

    > > naked.
     

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