Barry Obama withdraws request to establish new Department of Corruption

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    January 17, 2013

    Barry O. withdrew his request to create a new Department of Corruption. Barry stated that those evil Tea Party House Members were mounting serious opposition and he decided to withdraw the request. Citing the urgent need to efficiency and transparency in the corruption arena, Barry has issued an Executive Order changing the name of the Justice Department to the Department of Corruption. Using the Executive Order allows Eric "the corrupt" Holder to remain in charge of the department without Senate approval. Eric has stated that he would like to recruit several of the recently resigning heads of other departments and agencies into his reorganized department. Eric has stated that the department needs to be run more like a corporation and generate healthy revenues for the administration.

    The change in name is a little prophetic and properly chosen for a Department that has certainly earned the name "Department of Corruption". ​
     
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    So... I'm supposed to be upset that the President is going after government corruption?
     
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    What kind of idiot would believe this?
     
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    You should probably re-read the OP's post.
     
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    why would anyone do that. it would just be two minutes you'd never get back.
     
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    It's a poorly written attack article with no sources or any source of validity, what exactly am I supposed to take away from it?
     
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    It took you two minutes to read that?

    These are really the people were dealing with?
     
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    I think he meant to post it in "Humor".

    OP Repped for the coming shit storm! :D
     
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    Satire is normally lost on those that need it most.

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