Bar Pick up lines............

Discussion in 'Humor' started by manu1959, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. manu1959

    manu1959 Left Coast Isolationist

    Oct 28, 2004
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    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
    Girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
    Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
    Her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
    Stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).

    Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
    And whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
    Want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
    (There are always conditions)

    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. Then he replied,
    "You have to tell me what you want
    Me to do in just three words." (controlling, huh?)

    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a
    $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
    Her a ddress.

    She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said....

    "Paint my house."

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