Athiest...Teaching 'our' kids...

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    Recently an atheist professor was teaching a college class in California. He informed the class that he was going to prove that there is no God and certainily no God "Blessing the United States", much less watching over and protecting the Country.


    He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"


    Ten minutes went by.


    He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."


    He got down to the last couple of minutes and a U.S. Army Soldier, just released from active duty, and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor; hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.


    The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"


    The Soldier replied, "God was busy; He sent me."
     
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