Ask me anything. I reply.
Navigation
Install the app
How to install the app on iOS
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature currently requires accessing the site using the built-in Safari browser.
More options
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
You should upgrade or use an alternative browser.
Ask Mortimer anything
- Thread starter Mortimer
- Start date
Billy_Kinetta
Paladin of the Lost Hour
- Mar 4, 2013
- 52,766
- 22,197
- 2,320
Which is better with coffee- crullers or plain cake donuts?
This is important.
This is important.
Ask me anything. I reply.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Thread starter
- #4
Ask me anything. I reply.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Probably 20 pounds...
- Thread starter
- #5
Which is better with coffee- crullers or plain cake donuts?
This is important.
cake donuts
Ask me anything. I reply.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Probably 20 pounds...
Turn up volume.
Blues Lifer
Platinum Member
- Aug 14, 2020
- 776
- 1,213
- 908
Who would win in a bare-knuckle fist fight between Trump and Biden? and how long would said battle last?
- Thread starter
- #8
Who would win in a bare-knuckle fist fight between Trump and Biden? and how long would said battle last?
5 seconds. Trump would knock him out.
Mort, do you still piss in the bed?
How many cords is that?Ask me anything. I reply.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Probably 20 pounds...
Billy_Kinetta
Paladin of the Lost Hour
- Mar 4, 2013
- 52,766
- 22,197
- 2,320
Which is better with coffee- crullers or plain cake donuts?
This is important.
cake donuts
Crullers.
- Thread starter
- #12
Mort, do you still piss in the bed?
No but I did with 11 still occassionally not regulary though
- Thread starter
- #13
How many cords is that?Ask me anything. I reply.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Probably 20 pounds...
you tell me... i have no idea
night_son
Diamond Member
Ask me anything. I reply.
What is the coolest aspect of life in your home country?
- Thread starter
- #15
Ask me anything. I reply.
What is the coolest aspect of life in your home country?
Nature, Climate, Cleanliness....
night_son
Diamond Member
Ask me anything. I reply.
What is the coolest aspect of life in your home country?
Nature, Climate, Cleanliness....
Cool, thanks.
Are you a figment of my imagination?
- Thread starter
- #18
Are you a figment of my imagination?
No
gulfman
Diamond Member
- Dec 25, 2017
- 1,550
- 1,908
- 1,940
I pissed the bed until about age 10.Then I whacked off until about age 60.Now I'm back to pissing the bed.Mort, do you still piss in the bed?
No but I did with 11 still occassionally not regulary though
Why are you obsessed with race?Ask me anything. I reply.
Similar threads
- Replies
- 9
- Views
- 307
- Replies
- 20
- Views
- 271
- Replies
- 20
- Views
- 233
Latest Discussions
- Poll
- Replies
- 16
- Views
- 130
- Replies
- 25
- Views
- 198
- Replies
- 224
- Views
- 1K
- Replies
- 1
- Views
- 4
Forum List
-
-
-
-
-
Political Satire 8087
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
ObamaCare 781
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Member Usernotes 471
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-