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    As a service to mankind, and since Dear Abby croaked, I have decided to start up an on-line advice service to replace the lady who had an answer for just about every issue. I consider myself to have a vast knowledge of just about every issue you can imagine and there is no better opinion than my own, so, feel free to ask those questions that seem to have you on edge or inquire about just about any problem. I do not charge for this valuable service. Just remember, you get what you pay for in life.

    So, go right ahead - Ask Big Black Dog.
     
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    Why are middle class republicans such douchebags?
     
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    Dear BBD,

    How can I keep my pecker from freezing to the ground when my owner lets me out to pee?
     
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    Damn BBD. I see the nutcases are on the line first! Go figure...... :lol:
     
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    Dear Dog:

    One of the few places where I am still able to enjoy anything resembling honest discourse in the modern age has a terrible problem. This is a large dark canine that is constantly deficating and yapping when people are trying to have a discussion. the owner of the beast refuses to do anything. Should I poison or shoot the wretched hound?

    Sincerely,
    Anonymous
     
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    I'm stuck on a little project I have been working on for ten years -- making and controlling Deuterium. If I can unlock this puzzle there will never again be energy problems.

    Why can't I stabilize it with any organic alkalizing agent?
     
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    Why do you ejaculate when you see a picture of Bawney Fwank in a thong?
     
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    The late Gene Rodenberry says that if you mix it in the right amount with antimatter with dilithium crystals you can create a power source great enough to power a static warp bubble. :cool:
     
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    mnbasketball wants to know why middle class republicans are such douchebags...

    Douchebags are in the eyes of the beholder, be them republicans or any other sort of political misfits. Remember, one man's douchebag is another man's hero. Now, how does a person become known as mnbasketball? Is it an indication of the size of your manlyness?
     
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    I give up Jeremy, how do you do it? Does he turn you on that much? Post the picture you got and lets see if we can give you an answer, or big black dog might know the answer.
     
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