geauxtohell
Choose your weapon.
Awww c'mon. Making fun of the AF is too easy...you Army POGs are the only worthwhile insult fodder because you're the only ones that can put up a fight.
On topic: I could die happy knowing I had a 21 gun salute from my brothers waiting at my funeral. Anyone who served could.
If I were Naval Infantry, I'd be insecure too.