Arkansas Store Covers up Tiny Dancer and His Rocket Man

[random3434]

Because they don't want those Arkansas peeps to be corrupted by those gosh dern gays!


(You do know if you see a picture of 2 gay men with their baby your eyes will fall out, your penis will catch on fire and your dog will turn gay, right? )


Arkansas Grocery Store Literally Shields Children from Elton John US Mag Cover

 

[Jeremy]

 

[random3434]

It's getting late have you seen my mates
Ma tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer
My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair

Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright, alright, alright

 

[goldcatt]

Mountain Home, no less. Beautiful country in the very heart of the Ozarks.

Elton John?

 

[Ringel05]

Because they don't want those Arkansas peeps to be corrupted by those gosh dern gays!


(You do know if you see a picture of 2 gay men with their baby your eyes will fall out, your penis will catch on fire and your dog will turn gay, right? )


Arkansas Grocery Store Literally Shields Children from Elton John US Mag Cover

You do know if you see a picture of 2 gay men with their baby your eyes will fall out, your penis will catch on fire and your dog will turn gay, right?

I thought it was just age. The penis thing though......... use fire retardant hand cream to rectify that issue.