Are all of God's instructions for stoning sluts to be ignored?

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    Sluts (Women who lose their virginity before marriage) are to be stoned.
    Women who practice witchcraft are to be stoned.
    Adulterers are to be stoned if the testimony is adequate.
    People who have sex with animals are to be stoned.
    Men who lay down with other men are to be stoned.
    Men who lay down with children are to be stoned.
    People who worship any god but JHVH are to be stoned.

    Defying God in one thing ends up in defying God in all things. Thus I propose that all people who defy God should be stoned. Do you agree?
     
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    Boy that would sure solve the overpopulation problem, wouldn't it?
     
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    I just stoned this one last night. 5 bong hit's and about 8 shots of Tequila.
     

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    Let us know when you get past the book of Malachi, Barth

    You might need some help when you start getting into the book of Mathew
     
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    Mat 24:21 For that will be a time of greater horror than anything the world has ever seen or will ever see again.
    Mat 24:22 In fact, unless that time of calamity is shortened, the entire human race will be destroyed. But it will be shortened for the sake of God's chosen ones.
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    But he so loved :confused::confused::confused:the world he let a bunch of assholes nail his kid to a stick for you.:cuckoo:
     
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    Rofl
     
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    "But I would not feel so all alone. Everybody must get stoned." Bob Dylan
     
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    Explains his general unhappy demeanor.


    He aint gettin any.
     
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    Apparently, the only people who are following God's instructions are the muslims.

    GO MUSLIMS!!! :woohoo:
     
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    Anyone who buys into that drivel should be stoned (or at least get stoned).
     
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