Anything Jethro Tull

[Pogo]

The bigger question is did you ever drink bong water in hopes of getting a buzz?

I spilled some in my mouth once and a pack of gum couldn't get that taste out.

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

I once made and drank salted tea. Seems I was so distracted by this girl in the kitchen that I mistakenly put salt in my tea instead of sugar. Then I had to drink it.

 

[Pogo]

Oh yeah....along with whiskey,beer and all other types of liquids.

Ever spill bong water on your pendelton?

Don't feel like John Fogerty after that, do ya?

I have no idea what a pendelton is.

Third baseman for the Cardinals.

 

[Billo_Really]

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

Have you seen Dead Man on Campus? The scene where the guy picks up a bottle of beer, puts it to his mouth and another guy goes, "That's not beer!"

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

The bigger question is did you ever drink bong water in hopes of getting a buzz?

I spilled some in my mouth once and a pack of gum couldn't get that taste out.

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

Been there done that...
The worst was taking a swig off a beer that was used as a spittoon.
I ralphed for a few hours after that one.

 

[ChrisL]

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

Have you seen Dead Man on Campus? The seen where the guy picks up a bottle of beer, puts it to his mouth and another guy goes, "That's not beer!"

Nope. I haven't seen it. I can imagine though. Yuck.

 

[ChrisL]

The bigger question is did you ever drink bong water in hopes of getting a buzz?

I spilled some in my mouth once and a pack of gum couldn't get that taste out.

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

Been there done that...
The worst was taking a swig off a beer that was used as a spittoon.
I ralphed for a few hours after that one.

That is so much worse. I would rather drink the cigarette butt beer.

 

[Billo_Really]

I have no idea what a pendelton is.

https://postimage.io/https://certificity.com

 

[ChrisL]

So Pogo, you coward. Just come out and say you think I look like a whore. Doesn't matter to me. I like short skirts. So there.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

The bigger question is did you ever drink bong water in hopes of getting a buzz?

I spilled some in my mouth once and a pack of gum couldn't get that taste out.

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

Been there done that...
The worst was taking a swig off a beer that was used as a spittoon.
I ralphed for a few hours after that one.

That is so much worse. I would rather drink the cigarette butt beer.

Oh no doubt....if it was my own spit it wouldnt be nearly as bad.

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I have no idea what a pendelton is.

A flannel button up?

 

[ChrisL]

The bigger question is did you ever drink bong water in hopes of getting a buzz?

I spilled some in my mouth once and a pack of gum couldn't get that taste out.

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

Been there done that...
The worst was taking a swig off a beer that was used as a spittoon.
I ralphed for a few hours after that one.

That is so much worse. I would rather drink the cigarette butt beer.

Oh no doubt....if it was my own spit it wouldnt be nearly as bad.

Ugh. That is so gross. I knew a guy who chewed tobacco and would fill up a styrofoam cup with his spit. It was so disgusting. It's like pooping from your mouth.

 

[Pogo]

So Pogo, you coward. Just come out and say you think I look like a whore. Doesn't matter to me. I like short skirts. So there.

Whaaa?

OK I don't know who's drinking what but shit just got weird. I'm out.

 

[ChrisL]

So Pogo, you coward. Just come out and say you think I look like a whore. Doesn't matter to me. I like short skirts. So there.

Whaaa?

OK I don't know who's drinking what but shit just got weird. I'm out.

Oh? What did you mean about "red light?" What was THAT supposed to mean? Apparently, YOU are the one who has a problem with my pictures here. I didn't start this.

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I spilled some in my mouth once and a pack of gum couldn't get that taste out.

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

Been there done that...
The worst was taking a swig off a beer that was used as a spittoon.
I ralphed for a few hours after that one.

That is so much worse. I would rather drink the cigarette butt beer.

Oh no doubt....if it was my own spit it wouldnt be nearly as bad.

Ugh. That is so gross. I knew a guy who chewed tobacco and would fill up a styrofoam cup with his spit. It was so disgusting. It's like pooping from your mouth.

Meh....it doesn't bother me if people dip or chew. But the thought of drinking that spit makes me me wanna hurl.

 

[ChrisL]

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

Been there done that...
The worst was taking a swig off a beer that was used as a spittoon.
I ralphed for a few hours after that one.

That is so much worse. I would rather drink the cigarette butt beer.

Oh no doubt....if it was my own spit it wouldnt be nearly as bad.

Ugh. That is so gross. I knew a guy who chewed tobacco and would fill up a styrofoam cup with his spit. It was so disgusting. It's like pooping from your mouth.

Meh....it doesn't bother me if people dip or chew. But the thought of drinking that spit makes me me wanna hurl.

Ugh, I would definitely puke. Just thinking about it makes me gag!

 

[Marion Morrison]

The bigger question is did you ever drink bong water in hopes of getting a buzz?

I spilled some in my mouth once and a pack of gum couldn't get that taste out.

I took a sip off a beer once that had cigarette butts in it. I thought it was mine but it was the ashtray can.

That's called a "toilet". And I have to say, prolly the only one in a USMB avatar.

Gee Mrs. Cleaver...........

Does that offend your delicate sensibilities? And, for the record, I do not photoshop my pictures. I'm not dishonest like that. Okay? Case CLOSED.

But you seem to have a way red light on.

Know what that means?

No. What are you accusing me of now?

Something not nice, and that's not nice.

Such as?

So Pogo, you coward. Just come out and say you think I look like a whore. Doesn't matter to me. I like short skirts. So there.

That makes 2 of us. Especially combined with tube tops.

 

[ChrisL]

Pogo, you dummy.