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If getting a laugh out of a teen was as easy as eliciting an eye roll, we wouldnât need articles like this. But here we are. These corny jokes for teens are more mature than your average knock-knock joke, but still fall within the scope of family-friendly humor. Good jokes for teens make your teen laugh by acknowledging their maturity and intelligence â without getting dirty. Because clean jokes can be hilarious too if done correctly. Pull these legitimately funny jokes for teens out during dinner while competing for attention with their phone, or during carpool. Having a few of these age-appropriate jokes up your sleeve will earn you a few laughs, if not status as a cool dad. The only hard part is not using them all at once.
Q. What did the grape say when he was pinched?
A. Nothing, he gave a little wine.
Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.
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: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: Ouch!
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?
A: An envelope
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: Itâs okay. He woke up.
Q: Why canât you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
Q: What did the grape say when he was pinched?
A: Nothing, he gave a little wine.
Q: Why canât you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A: Because it has a silent pee.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: âPut it on my bill.â
Q: What do you call a boomerang that wonât come back?
A: A stick.
Q: Why did the selfie go to prison?
A: It was framed.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q. Why canât you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A: Because it has a silent pee.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A creek.
Q: What is red, orange, and full of disappointment?
A: High school pizza.
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!
Q: What does a school and plant have in common?
A: STEM.
Q: What did the middle schooler say to the high schooler?
A: Nothing, they texted.
Q. What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?
A: Theyâre both red except for the green one.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, âHello from the other side!â
Q. How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: What did one DNA strand say to the other?
A: Does my bum look good in these genes?
Q: What happens to a frogâs car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.
Q: Why do wrappers need umbrellas?
A: Foâ drizzle.
Q: Whatâ the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I donât know, and I donât care.
Q: What gets sharper the more you use it but dull if you donât use it at all?
A: Students.