Another Gender Gap That Must Be Erased

[Weatherman2020]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

 

[night_son]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

Boys being boys. Parents, protect them while they're doing it!

 

[fncceo]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

More boys die from trying to ride shopping carts down steep hills, sticking fireworks up their keisters, and general douchebaggery.

I blame society.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

More boys die from trying to ride shopping carts down steep hills, sticking fireworks up their keisters, and general douchebaggery.

I blame society.

Putting on my Leftist hat that can only tear down and never build up: time for girls to drown more.

 

[fncceo]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

More boys die from trying to ride shopping carts down steep hills, sticking fireworks up their keisters, and general douchebaggery.

I blame society.

Putting on my Leftist hat that can only tear down and never build up: time for girls to drown more.

Take my ex swimming ...

 

[idb]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

More boys die from trying to ride shopping carts down steep hills, sticking fireworks up their keisters, and general douchebaggery.

I blame society.

"Hold my beer...watch this!!!"

 

[Disir]

More boys die from trying to ride shopping carts down steep hills

Well, crap.........I do that and I'm a 47 year old woman--though maybe just across the parking lots to my car.

 

[Toro]

There are more men than women in prison.

This is patently unfair and must change.

I think society should start randomly locking up women until the ratio is exactly 50/50.

This would make things much more fair.

 

[Aba Incieni]

They should allow men and women to fight in the octagon.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

More boys die from trying to ride shopping carts down steep hills, sticking fireworks up their keisters, and general douchebaggery.

I blame society

I credit testosterone.

 

[Blackrook]

Women pay less for auto insurance.

 

[Weatherman2020]

There are more men than women in prison.

This is patently unfair and must change.

I think society should start randomly locking up women until the ratio is exactly 50/50.

This would make things much more fair.

70% of NBA players should be white too! And yeah, half of them chicks because we all know there's no difference between male and female.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Women pay less for auto insurance.

But more for clothes so it's a wash.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

More boys die from trying to ride shopping carts down steep hills, sticking fireworks up their keisters, and general douchebaggery.

I blame society.

Now wait a minute! I knew General Douchebaggery, and he was a fine officer and a gentleman. He was also a fun guy to hang out with!

 

[Lysistrata]

Darwin Awards: Darwin Awards

One of my all time favorites was the guy who decided to go for a swim beside a large sign that warned against swimming due to the presence of alligators. I understand that he was delicious. They want more dinner delivery.

Boys/men just do more stupid things than girls/women do. What is weird is that they don't do them in competition for women. They just do them to be idiots.

Oops. Forgot to mention the Russian guys who try to do back-flips on the parapets of tall buildings.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

More boys die from trying to ride shopping carts down steep hills, sticking fireworks up their keisters, and general douchebaggery.

Fireworks up their keisters?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[hazlnut]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

It's because girls get the cute floaies.

Boys, we just toss 'em in the lake and scream "shark!"....

 

[Weatherman2020]

Schumer: More boys die from drowning than girls

It's because girls get the cute floaies.

Boys, we just toss 'em in the lake and scream "shark!"....

That's pretty _____phobic of you to say boys and girls are built different.

 

[Lysistrata]

Where is common sense in this? Do you want to dive into alligator-infested waters when you have been warned? Place a lit cherry bomb on your head? Go 90 miles an hour around a 15 mile-an-hour curve? Remember Jimmy Dean? Or that poor actor who burned to death when he got into a sports car with a guy who wrapped around a tree moments later? Why do some people have such a death wish?