An irish blonde in a casino

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    An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at
    the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet
    twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

    She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
    luckier when I'm completely nude'.

    With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
    dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama
    needs new clothes!'

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
    squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

    She hugged the dealer and each of the players and then
    picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

    The other answered,
    'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

    MORAL OF THE STORY -

    Not all Irish are drunks,
    not all blondes are dumb,
    but all men...are men.
     
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