American Coastopia!

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    Please note that the blog site that I have linked to, DOES NOT agree with the following diatribe. It was sent to him by a Clintonista friend of his.

     
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    Well. Since Republicans own the most guns, we can send the army to take NYC. Because that city has a lot of cool stuff like the Statue of Liberty. And we know liberals cringe at patriotic stuff, so we wouldn't want them to worry about that. And we also get all the nukes and military stuff in your states, you don't like it all anyway so no big deal.

    But uh, yeah, other than them getting NYC and the nukes, the plan sounds pretty good to me. I've wanted to move away from Madison anyways. Time to drop some dead weight.

    And after their socialist Banana Republican Commune collapses, we can all laugh at them, and have our snipers shoot them when they try to enter Jesusland illegally.

    Have a nice trip, you won't be missed.
     
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    Well wont that just be awesome. They wont have any farmers, auto mechanics, scientists, garbage collectors, technicians, and a lot of other skills a modern society needs. Hmm the more I think about it, they should reach the same level of civilization that Afghanistan enjoys in less than five years.
     
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    They'll have all the ice they can ever use! They will need it for their kool-aide!
     
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    Good luck taking NYC. If New York were its own country, it would have the 17th largest economy in the world. Its GDP would be 7.51 trillion. It would have the 6th largest standing army in the world. So, bring on your guns! We'd ferry the LAPD in too and bust some heads!

    I think this is a great plan. Jesusland...lol.
     
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    I had to laugh at this one. Since when do liberals care about merit? hahaha If they want to cede from the union they may get new england but im not even sure they would get all of California, Oregon, and Washington. And why on earth they should get Iowa since its now part of the red states is kinda silly. Regardless though they are going to have a hard time surviving when they realize they have cut themselves off from all the food. They can keep the "art" and the jars of piss with crucifixes in it all the want. wont matter much without the food will it?
     
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    Actually here is a better and more accurate plan:

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    See all the blue? The loads and loads of blue? The blue that dominates California and New England where there is like...NO red?

    They can have all that.
     
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    I'm tierd of this BS I say we brand as traitors(punishable by death).
     
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    What a moron, he forgot to take Hawaii.
     

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